You all seriously need to get lives other than iphone games applebees and arizona iced tea.
I hate you all so much, why do I even hang out with you?
Love your very irritated and angry friend.
My dearest robert,
It has most lately ocurred to me that columbus was correct about his theory of the world, and I quote,
“Oprah winfrey will be the death of this world; she will rain down on us in a hellish hail of fireballs and sexual tension and leave us with few leaders to guide our way;…
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
Is that captain jack? Awww yeah
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*