I am turtle
pozitivitea:

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NOFX - Bob
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Nofx - Linoleum
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parlebon:

nofx - linoleum

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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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andrewmoose24:

Dear friends,
You all seriously need to get lives other than iphone games applebees and arizona iced tea.
I hate you all so much, why do I even hang out with you?
Love your very irritated and angry friend.

andrewmoose24:

My dearest robert,
It has most lately ocurred to me that columbus was correct about his theory of the world, and I quote,
“Oprah winfrey will be the death of this world; she will rain down on us in a hellish hail of fireballs and sexual tension and leave us with few leaders to guide our way;…

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke

Is that captain jack? Awww yeah

(via oursecretssleepinwinterclothes)

Tumblr

A social hierarchy has formed on tumblr. fuck this shit, i’m going back to real life.

4gifs:

Google’s Street View car is a jerk

4gifs:

Google’s Street View car is a jerk

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thatssocrates)

icouldcrushyouwithmyvoice:

The accuracy…. it hurts

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oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

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sailorr-goon:

THIS IS THE ONLY PHOTOSET THAT DIDN’T BORE ME AFTER TWO PHOTOS. 

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