I am turtle

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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cupcak3sryummi:

Hey people of tumblr, since no one i know is probably going to see this i decided to put up the 1st pix of meh wif my new hair here. Also if any of you beautiful people wanna talk to me feel free :D

cupcak3sryummi:

Hey people of tumblr, since no one i know is probably going to see this i decided to put up the 1st pix of meh wif my new hair here. Also if any of you beautiful people wanna talk to me feel free :D

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sexual ;)

sexual ;)

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sn-ape:

the floor is my bby

sn-ape:

the floor is my bby

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twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

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MON LOGIC.
Mon: I've been thinking about skating ever since saturday, you know?
Kevin: Really? Why?
Mon: My Chinese friend surprisingly skates, I was just thinking why it's so difficult for me to do it when i have no problem with ice skating. I know, not the same idea but roughly the same area. I thought back to the last time I attempted to ride one. It was pretty bad, I got scared once it started moving. Then I thought that maybe it was because I put all the pressure on the foot that was on the skateboard.
Kevin: Dude... Skateboarding an ice skating are two different things.
Mon: I KNOW! JUST SHUT UP AND READ MY THOUGHT PROCESS!
Kevin: IT HAS SKATING IN THE NAME. THEY MUST BE THE SAME.
Mon: ...
Kevin: MONICA LOGIC.
Mon: I DIDN'T SAY THEY WERE THE SAME! SAME AREA, NOT THE SAME IDEA OR CONCEP-  IT USELESS TO TALK TO YOU!
Kevin: MONICA LOGIC.