(Source: quirkycontradiction, via jillaryclinton)
sony: and now we present, the ps-
me: hello yes!
me: do it play porn
(Source: bootykage, via jillaryclinton)
Im beginning to believe that turning signals emit UV rays instead of things actually on our color spectrum, perks of being a longboarder
(Source: memewhore, via jillaryclinton)
*reads the invitation wrong and arrives at the Anonymous rally in a guy fieri mask*
(via jillaryclinton)
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
IT’S BACK
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
(via emin3misamazing)
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy crap you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
(Source: hungarian, via emin3misamazing)
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
(via what-thoughts)
Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
(Source: legeniall, via theysaythatallbeautymustdie)
Can I still be considered a part of the Star Trek fandom even though I’ve only seen the new movies?
I’m guessing not, but I’d still really love to be one of you guys. (Especially considering I was 9 when the last movie (before the 2009 one) came out. So hopefully I can be forgiven for that.)
the star trek fandom might be the nicest so far wow
good job star trek fandom you keep truckin on
